About Couch

Couch (kouch)  n.  1. A place to sit your rear on a preferably comfortable article of furniture. 2. The den of an animal (as in otter).* 3. An amazeballs place for a group bonding session whilst living in a tiny Vermont town where one shares a love for dance parties, Easy A, Dard-e-Disco, fashion and KitchenAid Sangria. 4. A blog as a means of extending our ridiculous conversations that always occurred on Couch.

About the Authors:

Farleigh (fahr-lee) n.  1. Norwegian for “danger”. 2. Advice, celebrity gossip and Spanx aficionado. 3. Enjoyer of good food, wine and beer. 4. Hostess of dangerous wine and cheese parties

Lyndsay/Bambi (lind-zee/bam-bee) n.  1. One for whom we all cried when the hunter shot the mother. 2. Wavy-haired snowboarding genius whose turn-ons include the smell of fresh wax, fresh pow, Woodchuck fall cider and Johnny Depp.

Cristina/Paco (kri-stee-nuh/pa-koh) n. 1.  A bubbly Asian, (not at all) Southern belle. 2. A cheap date unless when having crossed the border into Canada.

Sahiti (sa-hee-tee) n.  1. Anthropologie-J.Crew-clothes-in-general-philiac.  2. A hostess of amazeballs dance parties.  3. Co-creator of KitchenAid Sangria.

Anna/Dislocated (ah-nah/dis-loh-kay-ted) n.  1. A sassy vegetarian half-Canuck. 2. One with a penchant for witticisms, nerdy references, throwbacks and indie music. synonym Ballz

Dani/Thumpz Stumpz: (dan-ee/stumpz) n.  1. An energized laugh-a-holic. 2. One who enjoys dark chocolate, snow cones, exotic locales and peanuts. 3. Co-creator of KitchenAid Sangria

*Definition partly taken from Webster-Merriam.

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